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Please excuse the way I look, I just woke up.

Are you as confused/amazed as I am? I will have you know that the toothpaste on the bottom is my travel sized toothpaste. When my mom asked the concierge for toothpaste he gave her the one on top. I didn't even know that size of toothpaste existed. It seems utterly useless. Good thing we only stayed one night, otherwise she'd run out of toothpaste.

P.S. The outback spectacular = pretty darn spectacular